Day 1

Went to sleep at around 2am because my cat kept yowling and wanting food.
I drank the laxative tea but it didn't have that great an effect. I went to the bathroom two or three times.
My "waste" wasn't as diarrhoea-y as I'd expected. Perhaps it's because I went each time I felt something instead of waiting for the "big bang".

This morning I drank the salt water (900 ml) - it took between a half and a whole hour for it to process through my system and help me get rid of what the laxative tea missed.
It wasn't really diarrhoea, just thin..stuff..

I have to go buy maple syrup soon...

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11:25AM:

While I was walking down the stairs the salt water suddently kicked in and I had to rush back up and to the toilet.
A lot of the salt water came out along with most of yesterday's dinner. Nice!

Then I ventured out to buy some maple syrup and cayenne pepper. I was a bit scared I might have to "go" while being away from the house but I didn't.
When I got home I drank some lemonade. Maple syrup is so fucking good I ate a bit of it "raw" from the spoon.. oops.. but srsl it's good stuff!
A few minutes passed and what I think was the rest of the salt water came out.

I'm a bit tired right now, but I think it's the I-haven't-gotten-enough-sleep-for-a-couple-of-days kind and not the I'm-eating-unhealthy-and-therefore-have-no-energy kind.